{Life} Rules to live by

I was reading one of my favorite blogs, 'Fabulous Florida Mommy' and I came across a post she did with these 'rules' to live by. I thought I'd share thwm with you..

-Living well really IS the best revenge.


-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


-You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.


-When baking, follow directions carefully. When cooking on top of the stove, go by your own taste.


-Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it.


-The two most essential phrases for a happy relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right."


-Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, it just means you decided to see beyond the imperfections and be happy anyway.


-If you woke up breathing, be thankful! You have another chance!


-Being miserable because of a former relationship just proves that the other person was right about you.


-Real friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.


-If he or she says that you are too good for them - believe it.


-You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.


-You should lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.


-Learn from the mistakes of others.


-You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.


~~ Author Unknown ~~

Great rules to live by if you ask me :)